Delirium Blogging

I'm delirious, and I'm proud of it -- I even have this blog to prove it. Thus, I will start tonight's delirium with this little diddly from the notorious villian, the Continental:

When I was practicing labor law, I handled plenty of cases involving unusual workplace horseplay. But nothing that came even close to this (from Harper's online):

A man in Calcutta was killed when his co-workers at a rubber factory playfully inserted the tube of an air pump into his anus.