November 2006: The Great GOP Meltdown

I love you America.

-At this moment, it looks like we'll end up with a 50-50 senate + Dick.

-PROFOUND shifts in the house -- the GOP went from majority to a minority by 40+

-PROFOUND shifts in the governorships. Again, went from sizable GOP majority to a 10+ majority in favor of Democrats.

The way I feel must be what red socks fans felt in 2004.

Tomorrow, I'm listening to Rush Limbaugh... just so I can here the bloated bastard squirm.

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I've thought long and hard about what I could say about the 1994 to 2006 Republican congress... So here's my summery of their 13 year rule:

Well, they sure did capture the grandeur of overweight white guys traveling in herds.

Note to 'un-Americans': I just realized this was a metaphor that 50% of my readers might not understand. The elephant is the traditional, and well-recognized symbol of the American Republican party.