Press Conference: Nick Lewis Reunited With Missing Proxy Self

Hello world. As some of you may have noted, my proxy self, nicklewis.smartcampaigns.com, went missing nearly a week ago. [pauses, trying to hold in tears] But, today, my dear proxy self was found shivering in a cold, dark, alley in a bad part of town. The blog is now safe at its new home, http://www.nicklewis.org, drinking hot coccoa, and wrapped in a blanket. I haven't asked it for answers yet, but it claims to have been jumped by a pack of sailors. 

I ask that reporters leave us alone. You got your happy ending. Now I can only ask that you respect our privacy. Thank you.