The Winner is: Bad Language
Mother of God, this world is plagued by swarms of crappy technology, marketing, and design blogs. Those horrid blogs with entries like "Is white with dark text really a good idea?", and "10 ways to design like a professional (and what would those be? Profit driven mediocrity,with a dash of convention, and a splash of arrogance? )."
Hallelujah, I've found a blog worthy of my coveted "Some random industry blog thinks your site kicks ass award. Huzzah!"
(the "huzzah" is a unique tag line that tested well with our focus groups).
Enjoy Bad Language.